Food Quotes

"If it isn't lime-infused, it's not food." "I made lavender ice-cream. How did it taste? The most accurate description would be to say it tasted pretty." "I dropped out of cooking college because I was hungry. Hungry for food that didn't taste like it was made by students." "Sure, it tastes great, but it's ugly. Make it less ugly." "Actually this cat has a particularly refined palette. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one." "You can make a sandwich, yes - but you cannot cook a sandwich. We cook things here, and you should be prepared for that." "Bacon is transcendent." "What is that? I see. I will temporarily reserve judgement and give you more time."