Sunday, May 15, 2011

Use your words.


Problem:
If the restaurant closes at 10pm, and your reservation is at 7:30pm, when do you arrive and how do you order?
Solution:
Arrive at 9:55pm and decide to do a four course tasting dinner, selecting one item at a time, it's cool, we don't mind waiting, we're gettin' cash money...well not cash...but some form of monetary...well, no...it's fine though, gives us time to clean up, and stare at you while you eat, each bite.

Also if you're coming in to celebrate you're 21st birthday, you may want to remember your I.D.

you just didn't look 21, and you were late, by 2.5 hours.


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